October 31 – National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

Posted on October 31, 2014

Well, it just makes sense.

On a day when so many go door to door, knocking or ringing the bell in a search for some Halloween candy, why not celebrate knock-knock jokes?





Here are a few:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe take me trick-or-treating?


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!



Knock-knock jokes are puns – jokes that take advantage of the fact that there are words that sound like other words but that have different meanings. To be perfectly honest, knock-knock jokes are usually bad puns!

Check out the short history of the knock-knock joke here

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