April 27 - Matanzas Mule Day

Posted on April 27, 2020


Today is not about celebrating the species called Matanzas mules, because there is no species called "Matanzas mules"!

Mules, of course, are the sterile offspring of horses and donkeys. There happened to be at least one mule in the little town of Matanzas, Cuba, on this date in 1898.

But this was the onset of the Spanish-American War. And just off the coast of Matanzas were ships from the United States Navy. They bombarded the town. 



Now, when you hear the word "bombard," you imagine hundreds of shells being lobbed at buildings, piers, and walls, and you assume the tragic loss of many lives. I am happy to report that that didn't happen.

According to the story, no humans died from the U.S. bombardment - the only Cuban that lost its life that day was a single mule.

The story continues that the mule was buried with full military honors, a band playing a dirge, hundreds of mourners - possibly to humiliate the U.S. Navy.

Or...did this happen at all? If the story of a single casualty from a naval action being a mule, and that mule being buried with military pomp, would be humiliating, maybe the humiliating story was just made up?

A story in the New York Times on August 5, 1898, reprinted from The London Globe, tells about the funeral of the Matanzas mule, and someone named Chief Officer Smalls claims to have attended said funeral. There is a long time between April 27 and August 5 - plenty of time, back then, for news to travel, but also plenty of time to rumors to spread and for people to misremember stuff. 

Anyway, whether or not it happened, the Matanzas Mule is now enshrined in poems and songs, including lines in which mourners looked with pity on the poor "bombarded mule."







April 26 - Union Day in Tanzania

Posted on April 26, 2020

April 26, 1964:

Tanganyika and the People's Republic of Zanzibar unite to form Tanzania.


Notice that the new nation's name is a portmanteau of the two older names. The only other nation that could brag about having a portmanteau for a name doesn't exist any more - as a matter of fact, it never WAS a nation, just a "loose confederation" of Senegal and The Gambia - called Senegambia.

There are some other geographical portmanteaus in the world. The towns of Templeton and Larvik, in North Dakota, merged to form Temvik. And Ontario, Canada, is full of towns with portmanteaus for names. A lot of portmanteaus use the first bit from each name, like Kenora, Ontario (which formed with the merger of Keewatin, Norman, and Rat Portage - ooh, that last name! yikes!), but most use a first bit from one name and a last bit from another, like Clarington, Ontario (which formed from the merger of Clarke and Darlington).

Near me are two towns on the border between California and Mexico. One is name Calexico (on the US side), and the other is Mexicali (on the Mexico side).

Portmanteaus are more common as words or slang than as geographical names. They can also be nauseatingly used to link together two names of a romantic couple.





 
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie broke up - although not
because of the ridiculous Brangelina couple nickname -
and maybe it's time to stop doing couple nickname
portmanteaus altogether?
That's so meta!

Check out this earlier post for a comparison of Tanganyika and Zanzibar.