Posted on July 24, 2020
Answer: How many can you afford?
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: It depends on what you want to change it into!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
What's the difference between a tuna, some glue, and a piano?
Answer: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Huh? What about the glue?
Answer: I knew you'd get stuck on that!
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Answer: I don't know and I don't care.
Happy Tell an Old Joke Day!
Whether you use one of the old-standards like crossing-the-road jokes, or a stand-alone but funny-at-least-to-you old joke, today's the day to crack people up or maybe make them groan. E-mail, text, call, or zoom old jokes to friends and family, and hopefully today will be a little lighter and a little smilier for it!
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