Posted
on October 31, 2014
On
a day when so many go door to door, knocking or ringing the bell in a
search for some Halloween candy, why not celebrate knock-knock jokes?
Here
are a few:
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe take me trick-or-treating?
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe take me trick-or-treating?
Knock,
knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock,
knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock-knock
jokes are puns – jokes that take advantage of the fact that there
are words that sound like other words but that have different
meanings. To be perfectly honest, knock-knock jokes are usually bad
puns!
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